Nothing is as hipster as hypocrisy (BTW hipster hypocrisy is hip-ocrisy). I can't be mad at him though. I too drink copious amounts of coffee just so I can do some supa havvy squatz. Every morning I roll out of bed and begin brewing my black gold out of a french press. As the sun climbs in the sky so does my coffee consumption count. Like most hipsters, my adrenal glands have morphed into two tiny coffee beans.
For your giggling pleasures his shirt says The Wait Room. Ha...
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